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OPINION: 10 Predictions for Tomorrow's Oscars Ceremony

  • Charles Richardson
  • Feb 28, 2016
  • 1 min read

The '88th Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences Awards' are to air tommorow morning (9:30AM AEDT). Hosted by comedian Chris Rock, the ceremony is set to be one of the more memorable in recent history, due to it's highly-controversial decision to omiss nominations for any people of colour in the four major acting catergories.Whilst we're all pretty keen on spouting out all of our awards predictions (you can find ours here and here), we all know that it's the ceremony that brings the real juice. Here's some very specific guesses on what's going to happen tomorrow.

1. #OscarsSoWhite will be mentioned within the first 6 seconds of Chris Rock's opening monologue.

2. Leo will win, followed by the official 'you earned it'' standing ovation.

3. Tommy Lee Jones will stand for no one. I'll be amazed if he even shows up.

4. Before Leo's name is read, the presenter will pause and say "Well, it's about time".

5. Leo will make a very boring (but important) speech all about how the Earth's dying.

6. Chris Rock will either come out vaping, or make a reference to Leo's vaping habits.

7. It'll be an even split between Mad Max: Fury Road and The Revenant.

8. John Travolta will fully transition into a melted candle. Seriously.

9. There will be a definitive air of white-guilt

10. Someone will mention Jacob Tremblay's performance in 'Room'. He'll also be the best dressed person in the room.


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